Sunday, January 16, 2011

Sultry Sunday- My alter persona

While trying to come up with a blog today- I got to thinking about what my husband told me before- I am actually two people inside one body. Hmmm, that got me to thinking- do I have a writing persona and a real life persona?


I believe I do-


The real me loves to be at home with my family, cook and bake, read and write and is the simplest, most low-maintenance woman around.



My alter ego on the other hand is all about sex, sex and more sex. She writes about sex, dreams about sex and even gets paid to write about sex. She lives for it and wants it all the time. She imagines sex, hot unadulterated sex...in the shower, on a chair, on the kitchen table...everywhere. The back seat of a car, the front seat of a pickup truck...the list is never-ending.

Wait a minute...I'm having a difficult time here. Who was I talking about? Oh yes, my alter ego.

Well, she's a picture of innocence really... she just tries to be sexually alluring and provocative to the men. I love her for it because it's not something I am. I am very shy and private. She, on the other hand, is a wild child ready for action.

So when people see me, the real me, they confuse me with her. Please don't do that. We are two entirely different people sharing a body and brain.

6 comments:

Nerine Dorman said...

Heh! Great post, thank you!

Savanna Kougar said...

In depth knowing of someone seems to be a lost art these days, for the most part. Often the cookie cutter version of an individual is what others see and respond too. Rather than actually learning about the person, and respecting them.

William Kendall said...

So I'm not the only one with a real me and a writer me competing for time in the same body?

Dawne Prochilo said...

No William...we all have the identity crisis issue as writers

Monie said...

I am so happy that i am not the only one!!!

Scarlett and James said...

Scarlett and I are imagining sex in the shower, the kitchen, the back patio, in a box at the opera...

James