Flirty Friday- The Pick UP!

Pick up lines is flirting 101 with the subtlety of a chainsaw!

Let's look for a laugh, at some flirty pick-up lines. From crude to rude to plain cheesy, men have and will try anything, often to limited success.

(Unless you're this man. Then basically you can say whatever you want. Even nothing. Just stand there. Honestly. Lol!)

      Crixus: The toga party's just getting started!

      (photo from Starz entertainment, no copyright infringement intentioned)

 

Crixus from Spartacus: Blood and Sand as played by Manu Bennett. I had been very remiss not featuring him on SINful Saturday, as it was pointed out to me. Look your fill ladies. Butter him up and spread him on some bread, he's yummy!

So let's have a laugh, and be sure to let me know your best pick up line you've used or had used on you, or wanted to use, for Flirty Friday~

10. “Great legs, what time do they open?”

9. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”

8. “Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”

7. “That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”

6. “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

5. "If you were a tree and I was a squirel I would put my nuts in your hole."

4. Looking right at a girl, use one finger to signal her over to you. When she gets to you, say "I made you come using one finger. Imagine what I could do with two".

3. "Do you believe in helping the homeless?" If yes: "Take me home with you."

2. "Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs."

1. "Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"

 

Have a flirty weekend~ !