Thursday, September 9, 2010

Thursday 13- The Shopping List

This isn't a normal shopping list you're about to view. It's a shopping list for a romantic (erotic and passion filled) evening with your lover.

Box O' Wine- gotta love the lowered inhibitions and relaxation this shopping item adds to the night.

Whipped Topping- plain, with berries or with another delectable topping- this is a must have.

Chocolate Sauce- see above reason.

Berries- you can never go wrong with this erotic food item- add it to your basket...NOW.

Rechargeable Batteries- for that...well...for those special moments only a battery charged item can bring to the bedroom.

Peanut Butter- a tasty little treat for extra lick-age (is that even a word? I doubt it but let's roll with it.)

Silk Scarf- for delicate wrists.

Massage Oil- for those long relaxing back (all over body) rubs.

Thigh High Nylons- nothing more erotic than having someone remove this lingerie from you body. Oh yeah...

Red Nail Polish- for a perfectly manicured index finger- (very good photo op- see below).

Camera- you never know when a photo op may pop up.

Shaving Cream- ever shave your man? Or have him shave you? Very, very relaxing moment here- trust me on this one. Very sexually engaging.

Blindfold- for the element of surprise.


Savanna Kougar said...

Dawne, perfect list for life and for an erotic romance novel.

Vivien Jackson said...

Excellent suggestions! One addendum: don't try the mutual shaving if either you or your lover are innately clumsy people. Bad Things can happen. :)

Dawne Prochilo said...

Vivien- and ALWAYS wear glasses when

Anonymous said...

I like caramel sauce instead of peanut butter, but great list!

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