13 Things About Snowmen

I've been entertaining children while parents go Christmas shopping, so I hope you'll pardon my sidestep into the land of goofy one-liners about Snowmen. =^_^= These were adorable, and I found some images that go right along with them. My favorite is the last. Ah, if only that worked for people, too.

1. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

2. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet. 

3. What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill. 

4. What does a snowman’s wife put on her face at night?

Cold cream. 

5. What is a Snowman’s favorite Drink?

Ice Tea. 

6. What kind of cakes do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of frosting. 

7. What happened when the snowgirl had an argument with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder. 

8. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps. 

9. What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
Snowballs. 

10. What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren. 

11. What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman’s head?
It knocked him cold.

12. What do ou call a snowman in summer?
A puddle. 

13. How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer.

Have a fun holiday filled with the wonder of innocent play and fun.