Thursday Thirteen: Laughter - the Best Medicine

Laughter Feels Good!

I love  meeting people who have a sense of humor. Laughter is the best medicine. Today's Thursday 13 focuses on one liners about sex.

Please feel free to share yours.

Thursday Thirteen

1. What do you do with a year's worth of used condoms?
   Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a good year.
2. What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
   Your spouse will always blow your bonus.
3. What's the diffenence between kinky and perverted?
   Kinky is when you tickle your boyfriend's ass with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.
4. Why do men get great ideas during sex?
   Because their plugged into a genius!
5. If a firefighters' business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
6. Did you hear about the loser guy with a psychic girlfriend?
   She left him before they met.
7. Why should you never play strip poker with a nudist?
   They have nothing to lose.
8. My boyfriend says he was so poor growing up that if he hadn't been born a boy, he'd wouldn't have had a thing to play with.
9. Advice on life: Take it with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
10. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    Breasts don't have eyes.
11. War is menstruation envy.
12. Married men live longer than single men.
    But married men are a lot more willing to die.
13. What place can you touch a woman to drive her crazy?
    Her heart.

I hope you had a smile or two from these. Please share any that come to mind.  Indeed, laughter is the best medicine. =^_^=