Thursday, June 24, 2010

Thirteen sexiest lines . . .  
In a 2007 poll, guess what? The top ten sexiest lines from movies all came from James Bond films.

At the end of the top ten you'll find three more lines -- not from movies, but from a recent poll taken by men. These are the top three things men would like women to whisper in their ear.

Let 'em roll:

1. "I think he's attempting re-entry." - Moonraker (1979)

2. "I thought Christmas comes just once a year." Bond to Dr. Christmas Jones in
The World Is Not Enough (1999)

3. "Just keeping the British end up." - Bond to Sir Frederick Gray in The Spy
Who Loved Me (1977)

4. "I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up." - Bond to a gunman
in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

5. "You appear tense... that's too bad. Going down, one should always be
relaxed." Bond to 007 girl Fatima in Never Say Never Again (1983)

6. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into it's treasures." - Bond
in The Spy Who Loved Me (1979)

7. "It's just the right size - for me, that is." - Bond talking about 007 girl
Tatiana's mouth in From Russia With Love (1963)

8. "The bubbles tickle my... Tchaikovsky." - Bond girl Pola in A View To A Kill

9. "Something big's come up." - Bond to 007 girl Jill Masterson in Goldfinger (1964)

10. "I think I will enjoy serving you very much." Bond girl Aki to 007 in You
Only Live Twice (1967)

Drum roll please . . . Here are the three most "popular lines" your man would like you to whisper in his ear.

11)  “I would feel so safe lying beneath you.”

12)  “I’m feeling dirty. I think I’ll take a shower.”

13) “Do you want to bring your beer with you in case you lose any fluids?”

You gotta love number 13, ladies, right?

(Oh, this picture goes with the sexy line number 13.)

(And this picture goes with Keta!)

Keta Diablo writes erotic romance and gay fiction for Decadent Publishing, Noble Romance, Phaze Publishing and Amber Quill Press.

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Savanna Kougar said...

Yeah... James Bond, nothing like that 'dry martini' understatement of his...

Personally, I like the woman character, Pussy Galore... I should look up the lines in THAT James Bond movie.

Savanna Kougar said...

p.s. I wouldn't be taking home or going with a guy who favored that last line... so NOT my type.

Lisabet Sarai said...

Hi, Keta,

Bond has always been the master of the double entendre.

My first introduction to "sexy" fiction was James Bond. In high school study hall, we used to pass around the books with the "good parts" underlined. Of course the books always faded out just as his hand was straying across her flat belly...!