Thursday, April 15, 2010

13 MORE Crazy-assed Texts from Last Night


13 MORE Crazy-assed Texts from Last Night

Note: I did my first “13 Crazy-assed Texts from Last Night” for my Thursday Thirteen on my own blog today, so I decided to continue it on our RWBB blog. If you want to see the first post it is here: http://jeannestjames.blogspot.com

I laugh my ass off every time I visit this site http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/. Sometimes I laugh so hard that I cry. People submit texts that they received to this website. I’ve decided (with tissues in hand) to go through and pick out some good ones to share for my Thursday Thirteen. I hope you “appreciate” them as much as I do.


By the way, the number is parenthesis before the text is the area code from where it was submitted. And on one last note, I have not altered any of these, so the misspellings and grammar issues, etc., are all the fault of the texters!


1. (562): omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.

2. (505): Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.

3. (843): I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.

4. (219): Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.

5. (812): The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?

6. (540): so i woke up. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn.
(1-540):What did u do?
(540): turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him.

7. (520): just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??

8. (734): So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
(810) You’re 20.
(734) IT'S BUILD A BEAR!


9. (949): while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving

10. (641): Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.

11. (404): you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is

12. (404): What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?

13. (403): I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.

These are a few I found entertaining, but there are many, many more. Have you ever gotten an unbelievable text? If so, share!


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9 comments:

Dawne Prochilo said...

Love it Jeanne- haven't laughed this hard so early in the morning before ♥

Mary Quast said...

What a great list. Thanks for the laugh! Happy TT!

I am Harriet said...

Geeez....the only texts I ever get are the news update kind...b-o-r-i-n-g.

Have a great Thursday!
http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/04/47-percent-americans-pay-federal-income-tax/

Jeanne St. James said...

I had to stop reading that website at work because I would laugh until I cried and people thought I was nuts!

Chloe Waits said...

Hilarious Jeanne!
thanks for sharing these!

wildwomanitwildwoods said...

I love texts from last night. It cracks me up every time.

Savanna Kougar said...

Yep, folks are amazing in good, bad, beautiful and ugly ways... texts just make that ever so much more obvious.
Nope, I don't text. I haven't learned that trick yet. More power to those who do.

Alice Audrey said...

Too funny.

What is Build a Bear?

Paige Tyler said...

LOL! Just as funny on this blog!

*hugs*
Paige

My TT is at http://paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com